1. Who We Are
We’re Matryoshka Mischief—a brand built on dumpling defiance, emotional absurdity, and cultural fusion. But when it comes to your data, we play it straight.
2. What We Collect
We collect only what we need to serve you better (and ship you rebellious merch). That includes:
• Name, email, shipping address
• Order history and payment details (securely processed)
• Site usage data (cookies, IP address, device type)
• Optional newsletter signups and feedback
3. How We Use It
We use your info to:
• Process orders and deliver your goods
• Send updates (only if you opt in)
• Improve site performance and user experience
• Occasionally analyze trends (never your soul)
4. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)
We use cookies to remember your preferences and track site usage. You can disable them in your browser settings, but some features may misbehave.
5. Sharing Info
We only share data with trusted third parties who help us run this circus—like payment processors and shipping services.
We never sell your data. Not even for sour cream.
6. Data Security
We store your data on secure servers and use encryption where needed. We retain info only as long as necessary to fulfill its purpose.
7. Your Rights
You can:
• Access, correct, or delete your personal data
• opt out of marketing emails anytime
• Ask us what data we hold (we’ll tell you)
8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this page as laws evolve or our brand grows. Check back occasionally for updates.
9. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Want to talk dumplings and data?
Email:Matryoshkamischief@yahoo.com