1. Welcome to the Mischief
By using our website, placing an order, or interacting with our content, you agree to these terms. If you don’t like rules—or pelmeni—you may want to reconsider.
2. Products & Pricing
We sell merch with attitude. Prices are listed in AUD and may change without notice (because rebellion isn’t static).
We reserve the right to update, remove, or mischief-ify any product at any time.
3. Orders & Payment
Once you place an order, we process it with care and caffeine.
We accept secure payments via trusted third-party processors.
We reserve the right to cancel orders for any reason (fraud, stock issues, or suspicious lack of sour cream).
4. Shipping & Delivery
We ship worldwide from Australia. Delivery times vary depending on your location and the whims of postal gods.
We’re not liable for delays caused by carriers, customs, or dumpling-related emergencies.
5. Returns & Refunds
We want you happy—but we’re not a department store.
Returns are accepted for faulty items or major misprints.
Contact us within 14 days of delivery. No returns for buyer’s remorse or pelmeni envy.
6. Intellectual Property
All designs, slogans, mascots, and absurdist lore are the property of Matryoshka Mischief.
Don’t steal them. Don’t remix them. Don’t pretend they’re yours.
Want to collaborate? Reach out.
7. User Conduct
No spamming, hacking, scraping, or trolling.
No impersonating our mascots.
No dry dumpling propaganda.
8. Limitation of Liability
We’re not liable for any indirect, incidental, or emotional damage caused by our merch—unless it’s joy.
Use our products responsibly. Don’t eat the stickers.
9. Changes to These Terms
We may update these terms as our brand evolves. Check back occasionally.
Continued use of the site means you accept the latest version.
10. Contact Us
Questions? Complaints? Fan mail?
Email: matryoshkamischief@yahoo.com